Exam Over

2 words! EXAM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess it ouT!

judging from the picture, what is it? can you figure it out? Mm...... cant guess it out?
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tada! although its not like you can see what is it !lol... just an egg yolk dipped in kimchi sauce. lalala~ just trying to destress while i'm having my dinner. exam is just too stressful. especially if its dragged for so long......................... 90% brain dead! XP

Understanding Engineers - Part II

> > Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.-------------------------- ------------------------------------
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Seven
An Architect, an Artist and an Engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The Architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The Artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The Engineer said, 'I like both.''Both?'Engineer: 'Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.'-------------------------- ---------------------------------
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
An Engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.' He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.' The Engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.' Again the Engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want. Why won't you kiss me?' The Engineer said, 'Look, I'm an Engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.'-------------------------- ----------------------------------
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Nine
Why do Engineers read Playboy? For the same reason the rest of us read National Geographic. To see places they never get to visit.--------------------------------------------------------------
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Ten
A Lawyer, a Theologist and an Engineer met in a Mexican bar and got drunk together. They woke up and found themselves in a jail. The Warden came and told them they were to be electrocuted for some obscene crime they have done while drunk. First up was the Lawyer, he was placed in an electric chair. The Warden threw the switch and nothing happened. Feeling that it was the will of God, the Warden let the Lawyer go. The Lawyer exclaimed that it is the Mexican justice system that has spared him. Next came the Theologist. Again the warden threw the switch and nothing happened. Again he was free to go. The Theologist thanked the Lord and exclaimed that God has imposed justice on him. When the Engineer was ready for the chair, he exclaimed to the Warden:' You can never electrocute anyone with the two live wires unconnected. 'YOU DUMB ASS!''

Source: as mentioned by someone, his/her name was requested to be known though it seems like he/she had a grudge against engineers. Any accident happened after his/her name was mentioned are not liable to the owner of this blog and post. => peaz!

Understanding Engineers - Part I

these points stated are just jotted down to lighten the mood with no regards to any truth even if you happen to be the same as mentioned.

> > Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two Engineering students were walking across campus when one said,'Where did you get such a great bike? 'The second Engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along the road yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want. ''The second Engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.'---------------------------------------------------- -----
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the Engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.--------------------------------------------------------
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Three
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.-----------------------------------------------------------
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Four
The graduate with a Science degree asks, 'Why does it work?' The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?' The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?' The graduate with an Arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'---------------------------------------------------- ----
> > Understanding Engineers - Take Five
Three Engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a Mechanical Engineer.' Just look at all the joints.' Another said, 'No, it was an Electrical Engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. 'The last one said, 'Actually it must have been a Civil Engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?'---------------------------------------------------- ---------

Source: definitely not an engineer!

Morning Call?

now is the exam period, and every night is mugging night till 3, 4 plus am or sometime even 5, 6 am. so the next morning, i always end up waking up in the afternoon at 2 plus etc. As some of the papers are in the morning, i'm trying hard to adjust my sleeping hours back to normal, so i started sleeping at 3 am yesterday night. This morning, some'one' even give me a morning call! its thanks to the kind beetle that keep crawling on my fingers early morning that waked me up! i thought what is it that is making my fingers itchy..... These are the kinda things you cant do without when you place is near forested areas. I think someone would really agree with me on that point. No matter how clean your place is, insects will still invade it from time to time. The forest just isnt enough for them. Although i appreciate the effort the beetle put in to wake me up. I really hope this would be the first and last time that would happen. Although beetles arent evil or disturbing or anything. It just doesnt feel good having an insect crawling on you in the early morning, even if its just on one finger!

New Supper In the Block!

since long ago, supper in NTU hostel has been a limitation for its residents. So, we end up going to the regular spots for supper which are around boon lay area. Just recently, delivery service have just surfaced catering to NTU students! First, it was a stall naming uncle zichar which even have a blog called unclezichar.blogspot.com. Then, the new thing in the block arise with imperial ba kuteh. Wow! The name sure presents well. wonder how the food will turn out. they named it imperialbkt.blogspot.com. Tried their zhu zha tang while my friend ordered to try. I wouldnt say its not nice, just kinda weird. lol. they use the bakuteh soup base for all their soup. lol... still warms the stomach late at night though. One last thing. they deliver the order in Mercedes-Benz! Imagine how much they earn from us then.

A Simple Meal

A simple meal can be a yummy one too! when you're staying in hall, and staying over the weekend, you'll end up ooking a simple meal with a group of friends. its like a short break from the usual packed timetable. Plus, its always good to take a break from the usual canteen food which looks the same every time. yummy grilled chicken thighs!!!

it maybe just noodles, but you'll never know how yummy it can be! heard of 黯然销魂饭 in 食神? this is the NOODLE version!

got soup, got noodle, got rice, got veggy, got meat! a widespread of variety! but can see half a plate of chicken nuggets gone coz of hoggers' hands! lol...

NUSS day 07

yet another trip to NUS on last saturday... but this time, its for a short performance! before everything starts, lets warm up!

gracefully done!

random pics before actual performance starts

having some fun after the performance!

tower 1

a group photo before leaving-----

BE SMART AND THINK POSITIVE...

just a casual message i receive from email...

BE SMART AND THINK POSITIVE...


A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students

The teacher asked, "Boy. What is your problem?"

Boy. Answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My brother is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than he is! I think I should be in the Third-grade too!

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would Give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the third-grade

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don’t get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife

after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy. To College, I got the last ten questions WRONG myself!"