BuSiness LogiC O_o

alot of people might have seen this before, even i have received this several times. lol. but just remembered again after someone sent this to me after the previous one sent like 1 year ago? lol...

BUSINESS TWISTED LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'



Next Father approaches Bill Gates.



Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.



Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive


What is Marketing?


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'

That's Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback

学警出更

After the popular series of 学警雄心, the hk drama was carried on with the 2nd series of 学警出更. Nice! those who like 学警雄心 will surely like the 2nd series too! finished the whole series in 2 weeks! haha.

"JAPLISH"... JAPANESE ENGLISH

"JAPLISH"... JAPANESE ENGLISH
1. Very difficult to make up what it is about ?

2. Maybe in Japan , there are Males who are not ' Man '

3. Bring ur own tissue....I think
I've got an idea – to sell used tissues – tatz a good business!!!

4. Cheese Fair or ' Afraid of Cheese '

5. This is better than Singapore . They can contruct their own WATER.....

6. U jump on the Elevator = Jail ?
7. Japlish "L" is substituted with "R" .. and this is what happens!!!

8. They even have a room for this....
9. U will need a smoke after reading this...

10. The best so far....

11. The even advertise their price hike...
12. Their mags need refrigeration....
13. Meaning è SOLD OUT
14. For religious person !!!

15. Should consider doing business with this Co.

When Name Calling Isn't Swearing!

Call? Swear?

Brotzeit @ Vivo

went for a dinner at brotzeit, a german restaurant/ bier bar for a gathering with lvl 7s and for nic's bday as well. first time going a german makan place. For a start, beer is a must. Since its Oktoberfest, we join in the spirit as well. ordered a half pine of oktober beer straight from germany. Hope i spell it correctly... its 0.5 litres a mug. taste nice. =) seriously its alot better than local beer. if you think beer dont taste nice coz you've tried tiger or other beers, try this! the food is nice and the so is the beer! =) first mug for the day. super smooth and nice =)

next up, danny end up ordering 1 pine = 1 litre. lol... as compared, my 0.5 litres looks so little. but seriously its not.

now for the main courses. dennis ordered thinking it was a meaty dish, it ended up being 'grassy' lol! (for your info, the menu is in german + the description cant tell you much)

i shared the fried platter and another dish with danny and junjie for the night. saucy! 3 kinds for the fried stuffs. still not sure what the third sauce is...

now for the main focus for the night, a must for german = PORK KNUCKLES! superb! =) nice! crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. plus the knuckle was really big. nice....

last off, before we end the meal, adrian ordered a 3 litre for everyone to share. Although its shared, its no easy feat to finish it off. lol 3 litres IS alot.

the event ended with satisfied smiles on everyone's face. it was a great meal. abit pricey, but everyone was satisfied! =)

BROTZEIT bier bar & restaurant

Terrible F1 Crash

SEEN on 13

familar spot to some of you maybe? lol...
seems like the problem have started to spread...
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