Difference between your boss n you during work

When you take a long time, you're slow
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough
When you don't do it, you're lazy
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human
When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed
When your boss does it, he's being firm
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked